the spirit of a warrior.
  • Cashier: Are you buying all these?
  • Me: No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first.

eduardosuaverin:

in the fifth grade we had elections for class president (which is actually the stupidest thing ever what can the “”“president”“” of a group of like maybe 30 kids do anyway I DIGRESS) and me and my friend were running and we both agreed that we would vote for each other but then when it came time to vote i voted for myself and i won and the moral of the story is i’ve been an asshole most of my life

clarissawayland:

Jamie and Lily on the City of Bones set 8/24

becauseitisbitter:

“I have wanted to do this.”

becauseitisbitter:

“I have wanted to do this.”

"A woman can preach, a woman can work, a woman can fight. A woman
can build, can rule, can conquer, can destroy, just as much as a
man can." -- Zoe Saldena

theseasonofthewitch:

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